- Me and my friend together.
- Me: You know that Mike Posner's new song is titled "Looks Like Sex"?
- Her: Really?
- Me: Yeah.
- Her: How can someone look like sex?
- Me: No idea man.
Looks like what?!
Things You Thought You'd Never See: Karl Lagerfeld high-fiving someone
The more people talk about something, the less interesting or urgent it becomes to me.
I’m embracing the fact that I’m a dyed-in-the-wool contrarian. Always have been, always will be.